February 2012
Right, just to let you guys know that I’m not going to be posting on here anymore, just because tumblr’s getting ridiculously distracting and I have shit to do.
Won’t be deleting just in case I fancy coming back later or anything, but don’t think I’ve died because I’m not posting.
Well bye, I guess.
syd barretts eyes
giveupthegoat:
his eyes
annikafagface:
i never send anonymous messages because i am terrified that it won’t work and they will be able to see that i sent the message and i will be exposed
Me attempting to ""sext""
Dude: I wanna see you cum
Me: okay
Dude: You're so hot fuck me
Me: yes
Dude: I'm gonna rip your clothes off
Me: don't wrinkle them please
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
1 tag
gossipgran:
why do people still date taylor swift i mean they know that she’s gonna whine about them in a song later
cosmo tip #168
expertcosmotips:
during sex, stare directly in his eyes with one eye while the other is looking away.
oscarstardis:
bilius:
There’s something hilarious about being both a procrastinator and a perfectionist.
h8lyfegomez:
exclamation point!
w4ts0n:
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
panderlust:
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
me: you're really funny
me: thanks
weasleylove:
i’ll watch the superbowl when squidward’s band plays at half-time
The worst thing about Valentine's Day →
animorphz:
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
“k u ugly anyway”
– me when i receive rejection letters from college (via tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs)
