December 2011
malesupremacist:
times when it’s appropriate to drop it like it’s hot
when the pimps in the crib
when the pigs try to get at ya
if a nigga get a attitude
boyfriend: babe i have 2 words for u
girlfriend: what
boyfriend: i love you
girlfriend: that's 3
boyfriend: no because you and i are 1 :)
girlfriend: get out
blaine-anderson:
i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
1 tag
deplaisant:
stockade:
What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous
the-vashta-nerada:
fun fact about the human body!
if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
you would have enough
to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
2008: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2009: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2010: Wow I was so stupid last year,
2011: Wow I was so stupid last year.
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